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Fest Quotes - before during after
I've got a bunch of sound bites stuck in my head from the the trip there, the Fest, and the trip back.
In no particular order:
"I can't believe they didn't cut you guys off last night"
"Oh man, I knew there was gonna be trouble and everything"
"I should have ridden the Harley"
"Right on, Man"
"You ever jumped a freight train? It's the greatest thing I've ever done. I've done it a million times - we'll actually twice. Be sure to take lots of water"
"Yeah, I see you have a reservation. But we don't have any cars"
"No. 'Fest' is not code for 'dentist convention'. If it is, we must not be very good dentists"
"Holy Krapp - you're riding this train all the way to Seattle?"
"Damn these are good ribs"
"Damn this is good chili"
"Damn this is good jambalaya"
"Dustin's gonna be singing 'Maggie May' for the 3rd time this trip"
"Yes ma'am, I'll get your pills from under the seat. That GasX pill may not be real important to you, but it's important to me that you take it"
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(post #88907, reply #1 of 36)
I have enough Taglines to keep me happy for a year or so now.
"You speak German? Do you know what Dum Koff means?"
"All he wanted was some beer. And they shot him in the face." Wilma to Two Puff Johnny on a train bound for CrazyLegs Fest.
(post #88907, reply #2 of 36)
"Your still drinking?"
"All he wanted was some beer. And they shot him in the face." Wilma to Two Puff Johnny on a train bound for CrazyLegs Fest.
(post #88907, reply #3 of 36)
"Tuna fish kills the smoke smell".
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(post #88907, reply #4 of 36)
"I like to wear YOUR panty hose when I fly, Jim"
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"That don't make it right! 100 million French don't take showers, that don't make it right!"
(post #88907, reply #6 of 36)
Question:" So how did you handle the beer situation in the train?"
Answer: "Uh, we drank it."
"All he wanted was some beer. And they shot him in the face." Wilma to Two Puff Johnny on a train bound for CrazyLegs Fest.
(post #88907, reply #7 of 36)
LMAO. Great idea, one liners and brief exchanges from the fest.
(post #88907, reply #36 of 36)
LMAO!!!
(post #88907, reply #8 of 36)
well there's always "#### you mom", loudly and lovingly shouted by my youngest at the sat evening meal....
my apologies to the young people in attendance - don't try this at home...
(post #88907, reply #10 of 36)
"look here's Gunners tongue, here's Davids tongue. Funny, funny, real funny. Wow! Just plain weird."
"All he wanted was some beer. And they shot him in the face." Wilma to Two Puff Johnny on a train bound for CrazyLegs Fest.
Edited 8/14/2009 1:31 pm ET by Gunner
(post #88907, reply #11 of 36)
<with hand gestures> " funny - funny - funny - - awkward - - "
(post #88907, reply #12 of 36)
Yea that's the quote. I was busy at the time.
"All he wanted was some beer. And they shot him in the face." Wilma to Two Puff Johnny on a train bound for CrazyLegs Fest.
(post #88907, reply #13 of 36)
"You're not seeing this right. Not like me and Dustin...light the tires on fire (so you can see where you're going)...you could have had a flaming bicycle of death!" (Gunner to Ken Hill)
(post #88907, reply #14 of 36)
He's not a forward thinker. He was talking about using his cell phone as a light to see his way in the dark. Your cell phone is to take pictures of yourself riding out on your newly christened Flaming Bicycle of death.
Poor kid will never get anywhere in the adventure world.
"All he wanted was some beer. And they shot him in the face." Wilma to Two Puff Johnny on a train bound for CrazyLegs Fest.
(post #88907, reply #15 of 36)
"Tell the cops you have a bomb. Get a free ride back to town." Gunner to Ken Hill, about 10 seconds after the flaming tire idea.
(post #88907, reply #16 of 36)
Whew. I'm sure glad I got outta the woods when I did- the mounties were just getting ready to saddle up when I called Brooke, who was at the sheriff's office and was able to recall the expedition.
Otherwise, I might have been witness to the workings of the Chelan County Search and Rescue. Holey smokes, wonder how much that woulda cost me?
I can just imagine them finding me stumbling and waiving my blue-screened cell phone, down all these switchbacks in the dark forest, about a quarter mile from the trailhead and our car.
(post #88907, reply #9 of 36)
"Desert not very good. Take some salad instead. It's free."
"All he wanted was some beer. And they shot him in the face." Wilma to Two Puff Johnny on a train bound for CrazyLegs Fest.
(post #88907, reply #17 of 36)
"Isn't there an App for that?"
It's not too late, it's never too late.
It's not too late, it's never too late.
(post #88907, reply #18 of 36)
Some of the best times was at the first Paul Newman hard boiled egg eating contest.
Me and seeyou ate 6.
Boats ate 10.
Dovetail ate 4 then complained he did not know if the chickens were right or left wing.
Gunner was not allowed to eat any by Seeyou and Dustin because they would have to ride with him back home.
Beckman ate14 but got caught slipping some to his wife.
Scarecrow ate 3 but started yelling about which came first the chicken or the egg and he had to be eggscorded out of the ring.
Aaron ate 5 but wanted to know if the eggs were Kosher, We said he could eat them with pickels but by then it wuz to late.
Davidouds son only wanted "Purdue" chickens.
Cool Mod Luka won with 45 and remains the raining champion. He ran around singing WE Are the Champions till he puked.
Im not gonna enter next year
(post #88907, reply #19 of 36)
Congratulations!
bobbys receives the 'GoldenSnork*' award.
Saaalute!!!
(post #88907, reply #20 of 36)
bobbys post belongs in the Yoke Time thread.
They can't get your Goat if you don't tell them where it is hidden.
Life is Good
(post #88907, reply #29 of 36)
Had I been there, I'da probably had an even dozen - for balance you know.
but if these were deviled eggs, you could triple that number. I'm the local grand master of the deviled egg cult. When my wife makes them to take to a pot luck dinner, she hides them in back of the refridgerator and won't let me carry the plate in to the feast 'cause she fears that some will disappear.
I used to be able to re-arrange them on the platter so the missing wouldn't get noticed, but then she wized up and got one with divotsd in it for each egg. I call it a tattle tale platter.
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(post #88907, reply #30 of 36)
Do her and you a favor. Buy her a bunch parsley for garnish. Tell her it will make the platter of deviled eggs look pretty. She will probably only use some of it. Keep the rest handy. Then you can sneak an egg, add more parsley garnish, sneak an egg, add more parsley garnish...
I promise, she'll never notice. *g*
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(post #88907, reply #32 of 36)
But I eat the parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme too, as well as the kale sprigs
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(post #88907, reply #33 of 36)
There's your mistake -- you're supposed to be smoking it.
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(post #88907, reply #34 of 36)
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(post #88907, reply #35 of 36)
I'm with you Pif on the deviled eggs. If you're gonna make 'em make a plate for me and a plate for the reason. If you don't - there won't be a plate left for the reason...
Betty's salad is the same with me - you better do a double, and keep one for me , or nobody's gettin' any. I'm swingin' 'fore my fork goes down...
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(post #88907, reply #21 of 36)
"So I put my wet suit on. Shoo Boy let me tell you it was tight. "
"All he wanted was some beer. And they shot him in the face." Wilma to Two Puff Johnny on a train bound for CrazyLegs Fest.
(post #88907, reply #22 of 36)
ya - and what was it he said about the lawsuits?
(post #88907, reply #23 of 36)
I have no recollection of that sir. :)
"All he wanted was some beer. And they shot him in the face." Wilma to Two Puff Johnny on a train bound for CrazyLegs Fest.