OK, they have them at BT, but there are too many political ones, so here are a few of a more prurient nature to get it started:
To err is human, but it feels divine. Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West
Men aren't attracted to me by my mind, they're attracted by what I don't mind. Gypsy Rose Lee.
And in the interest of home design:
The perfect hostess will see to it that the works of male and female authors be properly separated on her bookshelves. Their proximity, uless they happen to be married, should not be tolerated. Lady Gough, etiquette of 1836.